23 Weird Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Despite Everything

Lets unwind with some funny, weird tweets that should make you as happy as these little chaps up there...lol

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🍺Bill🍺Oakley🍺 

✔@thatbilloakley

I am at karaoke - there is a karaoke version of The Simpsons theme and the only words are "The Simpsons..." then it plays the music and ends

1:55 AM - 16 Jan 2017

 
•  17,95617,956 Retweets
 
•  46,19046,190 likes

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Twitter: @pipipia_

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Dan Rebellato 

✔@DanRebellato

Wait - does Madonna actually sleep on pillows printed with pages from the @guardian, including a huge photo of George Galloway?

6:23 PM - 7 Jan 2017

 
•  114114 Retweets
 
•  129129 likes

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Charles Finch @CharlesFinch

These have got to be the two dumbest people alive

6:14 PM - 24 Jan 2017

 
•  34,49634,496 Retweets
 
•  79,33079,330 likes

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ㅤ @Sturrfridge

Not really how I imagined the second coming

5:57 PM - 14 Jan 2017

 
•  181,436181,436 Retweets
 
•  461,324461,324 likes

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Ben @the_worldpolice

asked groomer to shave a heart on my dogs butt... what I expected vs what I got

11:43 PM - 8 Jan 2017

 
•  63,06563,065 Retweets
 
•  151,079151,079 likes

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Josh @shatterfront

he was ahead of his time

12:36 AM - 3 Jan 2017

 
•  59,82259,822 Retweets
 
•  116,907116,907 likes

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lucy @SHESAMERlCVN

so my dad gave the squirrels christmas presents

1:15 PM - 25 Dec 2016

 
•  92,18292,182 Retweets
 
•  222,389222,389 likes

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earth angel @veggieboii

who is she

1:22 AM - 15 Jan 2017

 
•  48,50148,501 Retweets
 
•  122,531122,531 likes

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gucci maine @sarahesoltan

why does Amanda bynes in she's the man look like every millennial trump voter?

4:15 PM - 7 Jan 2017

 
•  1,1761,176 Retweets
 
•  4,2994,299 likes

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heaviside @estrellitaxvx

who is cyber bullying my son

11:26 PM - 12 Jan 2017

 
•  71,58971,589 Retweets
 
•  169,211169,211 likes

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garin @garinstone21

as if the school uploaded a pic of me writin with a cheese string

8:11 PM - 5 Jan 2017

 
•  17,63717,637 Retweets
 
•  35,52435,524 likes

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zetsubouquet @mo0ty

how it feels to listen to podcasts

3:20 AM - 3 Jan 2017

 
•  10,67110,671 Retweets
 
•  18,14818,148 likes

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joe heenan @joeheenan

Told the kids Carpet World was a theme park.
They loved it

1:29 PM - 14 Jan 2017

 
•  315315 Retweets
 
•  1,0651,065 likes

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Roy Thomas @iamroymario

Not everyday you get to meet the fella off the fivers..

12:07 PM - 17 Jan 2017

 
•  1,9751,975 Retweets
 
•  3,5743,574 likes

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David Bratchpiece @bratchy1

Today I saw the messiah of hamsters

1:56 PM - 7 Jan 2017

 
•  6,2966,296 Retweets
 
•  12,52512,525 likes

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Twitter: @tonytiger67

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leaf blower 🍃 @MsHustlee

My stupid ass brung the real butter instead of my lunch  I'm hungryyyy, I need some real Tupperware 

5:15 PM - 11 Dec 2016

 
•  16,44016,440 Retweets
 
•  25,65225,652 likes

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Alexandria Bishop @aalexandriabish

I did my 6 year old nieces makeup...then let her do mine....

1:57 AM - 30 Dec 2016

 
•  21,44221,442 Retweets
 
•  53,75453,754 likes

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Laura Lee @GlasgaeLauraLee

My friend's teenagers got drunk and named the fish on her wallpaper. Highlights include Kylie Minnow and Whoopi Goldfish.

4:14 PM - 1 Jan 2017

 
•  6666 Retweets
 
•  161161 likes

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Vikki Stone 

✔@vikkistone

To stop Bert's long ears collecting snow, we've popped an oven glove over them. As you can see, he's thrilled.

2:43 PM - 29 Jan 2015

 
•  6,4026,402 Retweets
 
•  10,02010,020 likes

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Carla Panelli @carlapanellii

The answer I was lookin for x

6:15 PM - 25 Jan 2017

 
•  28,86228,862 Retweets
 
•  90,90690,906 likes

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Twitter: @1800BUDDHA